
Jeremy Kyle: Access All Areas: Kyle Meets The People Of Walmart
AT an Asda supermarket in central Southampton, Jeremy Kyle of signing copies of his new DVD, Jeremy Kyle Access All Areas, aka “Shut up! It’s MY show! BE A MAN!, my love.”
Says the blurb:
Ever wondered what happens to the guests before and after the cameras roll on THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW?
They get play Xtreme Scrabble? They are forced to listen to 128bmp rave albums? They fail their O’Levels, are unable to find a satisfying job, marry their 345th sexual partner and then after five children and a recreational drug misunderstanding kids they appear on the show?
Well now you can find out, with this ALL ACCESS release that’s exclusive to DVD.
Exclusive to DVD. Those Betamax user must be gutted. You guy will just have to wait. Go on:
We follow their journey as they’re picked up from home, catching up with them throughout the taxi ride to Manchester, and finally to the hotel; capturing their pre-studio nerves, thoughts and, of course, fights.
With any luck one of them will show you her knickers and a man with tattoos will punch the camera hard in the face.
Discover not only how the show is put together, but how the all-important Aftercare is put into practise, when Jeremy and Graham revisit the guests one month on.
Having been ritually abused on the show, the poor, depressed, lonely and stoned are met by “The Genius” Graham, who will tell them that The Osbournes are not evidence of Brave New World and that whatever the problem a DNA test and therapy can cure it.
Posted: 24th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 24th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
no Magnetite - he’s not a Dementor, just demented…..
November 24th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Jobseekers? You have to be joking
November 24th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Wonder why they chose Asda? One would imagine that’s a bit upmarket for most of his audience? Netto might have been a better choice, or the nearest Jobseekers place?
November 24th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
I heard that he can suck a man’s soul out through his eyes. Is this true?