Rachel Uchitel And A Car Crash Make Tiger Woods No Longer Most Boring Sportsman On The Planet

TIGER Woods is not longer the most boring sportsman on planet. All over the web are allegations that injured Tiger Woods has been getting to know a Rachel Uchitel. She was once a producer for Bloomberg TV.

So how did Woods become unconscious in his driveway in the early hours of the morning? Says TMZ:

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren — according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

Nordegren’s swimsuit pictures were never enough to make Woods look interesting. But now Elin has, allegedly, upped the marketing campaign:

We’re told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We’re told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV — but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

The alleged other woman is alleged to be Rachel Uchitel. Can she be relied upon to tell the world of five-times-a-night bonking, how Tiger was a Tiger by name and played around with her 19th?

BlackBook.com featured an article about Rachel Uchitel back in 2008:

“Although I’ve been romantically linked to a famous baseball player, a Broadway star, a musician, and various film and television actors, I will never kiss and tell! … I’m lucky to get paid to just be who I am, and am so grateful to be surrounded by the people I know and love that I have met through work.”

British readers may enjoy this part:

I’m currently director of VIP operations for Pink Elephant in Southampton.

No, not Pink Elephant parking in Southampton Airport - Pink Elephant is club in Southampton in the Hamptons.

Anyhow, Uch I Tel (?) is note talking to no-one about nuffink, as she says here, here, here here. But not here:

The National Enquirer reports that Uchitel has been sleeping with Tiger Woods. A friend of Rachel’s supposedly told the unreliable tabloid:

“Rachel told me, ‘I’m having an affair with Tiger Woods. We’re in love!’ She even read me text messages Tiger sent her that said ‘I love you, babe. It’s always going to be just you and me. They were constantly sexting.”

Nothing proven. All alleged. But all helping to make Tiger Woods look less boring.

Anorak

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