I’m A Celebrity: Sam Fox ‘Savages’ Katie Price And That Peter Andre Plot’

AS I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here waves adieu to Joe Bugner, the tabloids respond to the former boxer in much the same way readers and viewers did: by ignoring him. But what news of Katie Price?

The lead Jungle news in the Star – where every days is jungle juice day – is that Jordan and Peter Andre were embroiled in a “JUNGLE LOVE PLOT”.

The full headline runs:

“JORDAN & PETE JUNGLE LOVE PLOT.”

The easy assumption to make would be that Katie Price and Pater Andre are engaged in an elaborate stunt.

Inside we learn of “KATIE AND PETER’S PLAN”.

SCHEMING Kate Price hatched a secret jungle plot to win back former husband Peter Andre. Before walking off I’m A Celebrity, Katie confided in camp mates about how she was desperate to win the singer back.

Even her decision to go back in the jungle was part of an elaborate plan to impress him, according to sources.

So not a plot involving Katie Price and Peter Andre at all, just a theory about a plot for Katie to eat a kangaroo’s gonad. Meanwhile, the Sun reports::

PETER Andre and Jordan have cooled their bitter row and he has agreed to talk to her about the kids.

Look out for that TV show.

And after that news we get the front page news that Jordan has been “savaged by Jungle Sam”. It’s topless stunna Samantha Fox calling Katie Price “smutty, dirty and vulgar.” Which is why Katie Price is on the Sun’s front page. Inside the paper and we get Sam saying:

“I don’t like smutty talk. I don’t like vulgarity.”

So says the singer who arrived in the Sun beneath the headline “Sam, 16, Quits A-Levels for Ooh-Levels” and ordered anyone within earshot:

“Touch me, touch me, I wanna feel your body, your heartbeat next to mine, touch me, touch me NOW!”

Katie Price is no longer in the jungle, but she’s casting big shadows over whoever is…

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