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X Factor: Danyl Johnson Is Out, Cheryl Cole Must Be Pleased

by | 6th, December 2009

danyl-johnson4X FACTOR: It’s the X Factor semi-final, featuring nice Joe McElderry, twitchy Olly Murs, gasping Stacey Solomon and Cheryl Cole-inspired hate figure Danyl Johnson.

Which act is the least average? It’s going to be very close. Before the result, Lady Gaga sings Bad Romance in the manner of an aged Madonna gingerly getting out the bath.

Janet Jackson does some trademarked Michael Jackson moves and sings something familiar-ish. Dermot O’Leary does not interview her, so no need to mention Michael Jackson.

Then the judges and the agonists walk through a big pulsating sphincter onto the stage. Olly is through. He’s the weakest singer. Joe is though. Stacey is through. Danyl – the best singer and performer – is out.

Cheryl Cole did for him. See you at GAY, Danyl. He’s the best darn microphone tosser in the business.

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