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OK! Does The Porn Mag Bundle: Coleen Rooney’s Christmas Shopping Party At Cricket

by | 8th, December 2009

ok-porn IN OK! celebrity porn Coleen Rooney talks babies and fat; Alex Curran licks her plate; diamond-encrusted nails do nappies and Cricket boutique celebrates Christmas shopping…

THIS week’s OK! magazine comes in a pack of four. There are “FOUR GREAT MAGS FOR ONLY £2.95”. The effect is like those bundled porn magazines on the top shelf at the newsagent’s, whereby porn publishers stuff a load of old, recycled filth in a cellophane wrapper and advertise loadsa mags for a fiver.

Incidentally, Richard Desmond, owner of OK! magazine, also broadcasts porn on the telly and the web. How long before he slips OK! into a back copy of his former OK! stable mate Asian Babe s or the Red Hot TV guide to stave off buyers’ embarrassment?

In this week’s OK!, you can see Coleen Rooney and Alex Curran on the cover and learn “HOW I LOST TWO STONE IN FOUR WEEKS”!.

Which of them is talking is not made clear. But in a photoshoot with the added spice of WAG Sheree Murphy, we might get to find out.

It’s Cricket’s Christmas party. Cricket is a boutique in Liverpool. It might very well be the only boutique in Liverpool. It sells the kind of clothes WAGs wear. And at the do we find Coleen

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