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X Factor: Joe McElderry’s Secret Pictures, Tiger Woods And Katie Price

by | 10th, December 2009

joe-mcelderryAS we await another woman to deny that she shagged Tiger Woods – Katie Price, the floor is yours – the Daily Mirror reminds us that there is more pressing news: There is the X Factor final.

Today the paper leads with “The Secrets of X Factor Joe”.

Is this when we learn that Joe McElderry, for it is he, is addicted to pitch and putt and hear from a lap dancer who says that the singer kept a poster of Tiger Woods over his bed? The Mirror has news:

Here’s red-hot X Factor favourite Joe McElderry having a giggle… as womanising comic Russell Brand.

He pretended to be Russell Brand to improve his handicap?

Best pal Philippa Christie painted stubble on to Joe’s chin with mascara and helped to back-comb comic Brand’s trademark bird’s nest barnet.

Philippa wants to tell us more about her mate Joe:

“Before he went in for The X Factor he made a decision to lose weight. He started exercising and eating healthy foods. He loves eating healthily now. When I saw him the other day he was drinking green tea!”

Rock. Cakes. And. Roll. Phillpa then pops over to see Joe at his home and enters Anorak’s Proud Watch:

It was absolutely mental seeing Joe get mobbed like that. The kids were stamping their feet and shouting his name. I was thinking, ‘That’s Joe! My friend Joe! Oh. My. God.’ I was just so proud of him.”

Listen out for Cheryl Cole being “sooooo proud” of Joe this year’s X Factor winner on the weekend’s show.

No news of Katie Price’s Tiger Woods denial yet. The crazy golf course on Brighton seafront is being swabbed…



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