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In Pictures: Chinese Man With Remote Control Up Anus Changes Channel To Watch Tiger Woods

by | 10th, December 2009

HUANG Chen keeps his TV remote control up his bottom. (Anyone seen that gld club that dear Elin used to save Tiger Woods?) Chen is at Hunan Hangtian Hospital in Changsha.

He says he has a pain. The doctor invites him to roll over. He does. And as he rolls he turns over the hospital’s telly. Deal or No Deal, we’d wager. It’s the arsehole’s choice. Says Dr Wei Lung Zhi:

“We didn’t know what it was to start with. There was a little bit of blood but he didn’t say anything about a remote control. We couldn’t quite believe it when we saw the X-ray. He will be fine in time but the remote was a write off.”

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A 20-year-old man presented to the emergency room complaining of rectal pain. A well-nourished, well-developed man without signs of intoxication was admitted in no apparent distress. Digital examination of the rectum revealed a stony hard mass. Abdominal plain films showed a vertically oriented, low-lying radiopaque object in the rectum. A spherical radiolucency was noted in the upper pole of the mass. A blood alcohol level was negative. No other drug testing was performed. anal concrete X Ray Of Concrete Enema Poured Up Mans AnusUpon further questioning, the patient said that approximately 4 hrs earlier he and his boyfriend had been “fooling around.” After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet against the wall at a 45-degree angle while his boyfriend poured the mixture through a funnel into his rectum. After the concrete mass hardened, it became so painful that he sought medical care.



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