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Burger King’s Shower Girl Admits That It’s Breakfast Meal Is For W*ankers

by | 12th, December 2009

burger-king-babeBURGER King brings you “the world’s first guilt free showercam”. Thanks to Cow and Pancentric Digital, meat lovers can “watch our shower babe shake her bits to the hits at 9:30 every morning.”

Shake your bits along to the showgirl. Grab a bar of soap, and shake and shake and shake and shake.

Says the Burger King Girl (not really):

“After giong tino burger King I always feel like taking a shower.”

What hits and what bits so you shake along too? Well, you decide. Burger pickers can vote for the outfit Burger Babe will wear and the song she will sing. Will she dress up as a cow, a potato or wear the uniform of a burger King drone as she serves your morning fantasy shake?

And you can win a date with the cleanliness freak who can’t get the stench of cooked meat and pickles out of her hair at the London Leicester Square Burger King. Bring soap. And an antiseptic wipe for the chairs.



Posted: 12th, December 2009 | In: The Consumer Comment | TrackBack | Permalink