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Tiger Woods: More Golfers Emroiled In Sex Scandal

by | 13th, December 2009

STIFF competition has been beaten off and Anorak can reveal the most innuendo-laden headlines of the Tiger Woods’ “process”. Keys words to note: Woods, drive, birdie, rough, hole, any old iron, ‘In The Hole!’, playing around, back nine, front nine, baffing iron and wedge. Also, Anorak invites the following golfers to grab hold of the nearest warmish object and cry: “I’m Tiger Woods”: Heath Slocum, Steve Spray, Willie Wood, Ted Ball, Jonathan Byrd, Don Cherry, Russ Cochran, Chris Couch, Fred Couples, Paula Creamer, Mike Cunning, Flory Van Donck, Jim Furyk, Brian Gay, Randy Glover, Babe Hiskey, David Horsey, Gary Koch, Frank Lickliter, Lin Wen-tang, Billy Mayfair and Iain Pyman.

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Posted: 13th, December 2009 | In: Sports Comment | TrackBack | Permalink