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Elfin Princess Ekaterina Ivanova Achieves Goblin King Ronnie Wood

by | 15th, December 2009

IN Hello!”, Ekaterina Ivanova wants to show you what she got up to during her “18 months behind closed doors with Ronnie Wood.”

Have you eaten? Taken your prescription drugs? Ok, perverts, here goes:

We see Ekaterina on a chaise longue. She is wearing a pink boa and black boots and black dress. And black leggings. One page on, she is in jeans. Says Ekaterina:

“The whole thing started off like a fairytale…”

Rumpelstitskin!

“But then it felt like an evil fairytale. When Ronnie and I moved into a tower, my friends were laughing and saying I was like the princess trapped in the tower.”

Princess. He-he. You’ve got to laugh. By the way, that tower is attached to a few dozen rooms and well-kept grounds in Surrey. Go on:

“He went all Jekyll and Hyde. I’d be trapped there with an evil goblin king.”

Every princess needs a king…

Hello! then adds to the mythical nature of things by commenting on Ekaterina’s “elfin” face. The princess elf and the goblin king. We only need a dance and a gag to make it into a panto.

“We used to draw together, dance, joke.”

Katia, as she is billed, says she is “not materialistic at all”. Ronnie bought

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