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Strictly Come Dancing’s Ali Bastian And Brian Fortuna’s Boast Card From Paris

by | 22nd, December 2009

ali-bastian-and-brian-fortuna WHILE you weren’t watching Strictly Come Dancing , the BBC’ pro-am dance bore-fest, Ali Bastian (celeb/dancer) and Brian Fortuna (dancer/celeb) fell head over heels in love. Says Hello!:

“Are they aren’t they was the question on everyone’s lips?”

It wasn’t. The question at Anorak was how long before the BBC repackages its moribund, flabby show into a sport and puts Bastian up for sports personality of the year. Personality is BBC English  for celebrity. And if a decent highlights package can be put together to the tune of something from M People then Bastian has a chance.

We join Bastian and Fortuna in Paris. The couple seem joined at the pelvis, locked in a never ending tango. The answer to the question on “everyone’s lips” seems to be blindingly obvious. Unless one of them is in love and the other is just in it for the

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