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Jesus Christ Goes Bananas: Picture

by | 23rd, December 2009

jesus-banana2JESUS Christ is a banana. Lisa Swinton has seen the face of Jesus on her banana. Says she:

I was like ‘Oh my God! It’s Jesus on a banana!’ I got it out of the fruit bowl and was about to peel it and eat it when I saw his face.”

If fruit has a face will vegans eat it? Discuss. Miss Swinton had no qualms. She ate the banana.

“I put some photos up on Facebook – one of my friends said it looked like a monkey.”

Richard Dawkins is listening…

“One of my friends said they saw the Holy Mother on their bathroom door and another saw an apparition of Mary on the mould of their shower floor.”

The only conclusion is that God, in His wisdom, chose Mary not for her virginity but for her looks. She has one of those faces that you see everywhere.



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