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Peter Andre’s First Christmas Alone And Katie Price’s Gift

by | 23rd, December 2009

peter-andre102 PETER Andre is on the cover of this week’s OK! and he’s pulling a cracker. Ho-ho. No, Peter isn’t with an insignificant other. Peter is pulling a cracker a silver one with his children Junior Peter Andre and Princess Tianabananaramaminimi. This is OUR FIRST CHRISTMAS ALONE ”.

Just Peter. The kidzzzz. And the OK! photographers and syrup miners.

We meet Peter dabbled with snow and cuddling his progeny before a wooden door. It looks like a barn in Bethlehem. Although it might be a garage in Sussex? Peter Andre is ever keen to show us his children. It’s almost as if he expects someone to make him an offer for them. (“I’ll give you £350 for the mini Junior and a year’s subscription to Hare & Hounds for the girl. Deal?”)

OK! then says the Peter “dazzled every women he meet without even trying”.

Anorak put it to the test and couriered a copy of Peter’s smile to Phuket, where old Mr Anorak, our patron, is taking the Thai ladies’ ping-pong team’s winter training camp. Five of the girls said “yes”, they will marry him, but no cooking on Tuesdays, three said he’d look

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