Jade Goody Is Dancing With Michael Jackson
HAVING spotted Jade Goody’s mum Jackiey Budden by her daughter’s grave for a tabloid Christmas special, the Sunday Mirror hears from Jade Goody’s husband Jeff Brazier. It is:
Our Christmas without Jade
Having experienced Easter without Jade, and already made the best of Christmas without Jade, this is more like the Christmas Sales without Jade, to be followed by New Year without Jade, Valentine’s Day without Jade, Mother’s Day without Jade and every slow news day when hacks are off in the corporate gyms with Jade.
Bobby and Freddy miss their mummy so much. They think she’s up there dancing with Michael Jackson. It was their first Christmas without her…but Jade Goody’s little sons Bobby and Freddy were determined to make sure their mummy didn’t miss out.
This is so mawkish that anyone not already stuffed to the gills with Christmas chocs and sugar may feel the enamel on their teeth started to rot. Readers get to see the boys’ letter to Santa:
“Dear Mummy, I’m missing you. Please can you come back down from Heaven,” Freddy wrote.
Bobby drew a picture and wrote: “Mum, I really miss you. I love you.”
The editor of the Sunday tabloid writes: “Dear Santa, Get me something on Jade Goody. No, not a story about her being pig and a fat dimbo but something with lots of children and sadness.” Jeff goes on:
“I went to see them both in their school nativity plays. Jade would have been so proud to see Bobby now. He was the narrator and he was so confident. And I had a lump in my throat when I saw Freddy. He was a great little donkey – I was so proud of them both.”
But what can it all mean? We live in a cynical world in which Jade Goody was abused for being fat and unedumicated, abused for being the most recognisable one in a tag-team bout of Big Brother racism and who sold the live action story of her death to the highest bidder to raise as much cash as possible for her children. The Sunday Mirror adds:
After guest presenting The X Factor Final, Jeff will be taking the ITV show on the road with the X Factor tour in 2010. He is working on a pilot for a programme called Superdaddy, in which he advises separated couples how to handle their children.
Jade Goody industries remains open for business through all the holidays…
Posted: 27th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
December 27th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
I liked both Jade Goody and Michael Jackson. And I don’t care if she was apparently “racist”. Everything in this politically-correct state we live in today is “racist” in some way. Why, I’m sure me making this comment is “racist” for the simple fact I like Jade! Well, I’m sending out some respect for a fellow person whp was born on June 5, 1981! RIP.
Michael Jackson did great music. I loved his Thriller album and Off the Wall. Those were my favourites. I also liked Bad but not his later stuff. He was better off in the Eighties. Towards the end that man really did lose his novelty. The prospect of doing 50 concerts was too much for a man of his age and failing health. If people had let him be, he would still be here today. Jacko was just pushed to breaking point by the whole world.
By the way, good spoof.
December 27th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
He wouldn’t dance with Jade .Not because she is perceived to be a racist by the politically correct sicko’s ,but because she simply didn’t have any talent whatsoever.
December 27th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
You people clearly dont care that this is bobbys and freddies first christmas without their mother,heartless all i can say. god bless you jade,we all miss you!!!!!! doubt all those horrible things wackco jackco did to those poor kids got him to heaven,he went straight to hell with all the other sickco’s!!!!!!!!!!
December 27th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
There are no racists in Heaven.
December 27th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Michael Jackson doesn’t dance with racists.