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Escaped Burglar Craig Lynch (Craig ‘Lazie’ Lynch) Updates Facebook From Scotland Yard: Pictures

by | 28th, December 2009

craig-lynch-fingerCONVICTED burglar Craig Lynch – aka Craig ‘Lazie’ Lynch – is on the run from Hollesley Bay open prison, near Woodbridge, Suffolk. He left the prison in September. Lynch, of Edgware, London, is passing the days not getting caught by updating his Facebook page.

Craig Lynch, 28, is keeping his Facebook friends up to speed on all the news about his life on the run. If he can pad out his day and write well enough there’s a book in it. For now his bon mots encompass his views on life:

Christmas:

“If any of you was doubtin my freedom. Here’s proof. How the f*** could i get my hands on a bird like this in jail. ha ha.”

Politics:

‘YES YES i f***in made it to Xmas i beat their f***n system and i love it. I love you all my family my friends my lovers and all my supporters and fans i love the whole lot of you x x your the best merry xmas merry xmas merry xmas ho ho ho.’

Weather:

‘It is freezin out there. I wonder if i can take the right p*** and stay out til the summertime ha ha.’

Fuel Poverty:

Hope everyone is staying warm.

War:

We have terrorists in this world. You mean to tell me you all are going to sit here, bash me and put me down for this when you all could be using your time in helping clean this world up. Im here, there and everywhere but Im not out to harm this world.

Craig Lynch is a celebrity villain. But it might be best if while on the run he does good deeds of derring do? A man who likes an audience, should Lynch want to keep his growing fame alive he should either turn up in unlikely places:

* Under the revolving sign at Scotland Yard
* Sat in a bath of cold baked beans on Children in Need
* Having a CD signed by Joe McElderry
* Front row at London Fashion Week
* Holding up a sign saying “Julie Marry Me” at the World Darts Championship
* In the Celebrity Big Brother dressed as Boy George

Craig Lynch is at large… in “Wembley, London, United Kingdom”…

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