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The Marks & Spencer Bodymax And Other Sock Drawer Porn

by | 30th, December 2009

bodymaxTHE Marks & Spencer Bodymax will do for men what Spanx do for women. We give you the male corset, known in the trade as “male shapewear”.

Dave Binns, who’s big in men’s underwear, tells us:

”Men are becoming more conscious of their appearance. The fact that Men’s Health is now the biggest selling men’s magazine really highlights this trend.”

No. Free porn on the internet and embarrassment is why Men’s Health is the biggest selling men’s magazine. The day when a publisher brings out a jazz mag pre-wrapped within a copy of Aviation Monthly is the day Men’s Health, Loaded, FHM, House & Garden and all the lads mags die.

Mr Binns goes on:

”Our Bodymax range has been designed in response to this, giving men a quick fix solution for those lumps and bumps in the same way that shapewear does for women. ‘I predict that in a few years’ time, shapewear will be as much of an essential in men’s wardrobes as ties and socks.”

Ties? What are they then? Although, thanks to that online porn there is more room in a man’s sock drawer…

spotter: June



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