Kerry Katona Sells Mum’s House: The Kebab Museum Is Born
IF you’re Kerry Katona, you wait for a time of year to be noticed when no-one is visiting Jade Goody’s grave, Katie Price and Peter Andre are between advertorials for their kidzzz and Celebrity Big Brother. You wait for a gap in the tabloid news to feature on the Star’s front page in:
“KERRY KICKS MUM OUT ON STREET.”
Already this month, we have been told that Kerry is not going on Big Brother, and that Kerry has a “stalker”. It’s terrifying for Our Kerry:
The troubled I’m A Celeb winner and ex-pop star had befriended the 26-year-old woman on Facebook. But the obsessed fan then turned up out of the blue at her mansion home. She approached Kerry’s husband Mark Croft, 39, on the drive.
And what horrors befell him?
Kerry, 29, came out and gave the woman her autograph.
It’s stalker madness.
A pal of the former Atomic Kitten singer then became concerned about the besotted woman – and warned her to back off during a heated online exchange on Facebook. Cops quizzed both women after receiving a complaint.
So to today’s story that Kerry’s has made her mum homeless. Is it too late for Sue to get bed and bored on Big Brother? The story is delivered in adjectives:
Coke shame reality star Kerry Katona can keep her £1.2million mansion by agreeing to kick her jobless mum out on the streets. The former I’m A Celebrity winner was heartbroken when told she was being evicted after falling behind on her £4,000-a-month mortgage payments.
So…
But now Kerry, 29, has assured lenders Lloyds TSB she can pay her debts by selling her mum Sue’s home.
Can mum Sue be sold along with the house, as a feature? She can be handed a blue plaque to hold aloft outside the property – “Kerry’s Mum Lived here” – and a large stickle bearing the sign: “Kerry’s House That Way – Eat At Mr Pickle’s Kebabarama.”
Sue has been told she must leave the £130,000 two-bedroom terrace Kerry bought for her in Warrington, Cheshire, by January 15…But a pal of 49-year-old Sue said the star’s mum was “horrified and upset”.
Any stalker worth their salt will be smashing their piggy bank to bits to get the cash to buy this piece of Katonabilia. Along with the shards of kebab, the shakings from Kerry’s jungle “lettuce”, an Iceland frozen squirrel brownie and the contents of Kerry’s bathroom cabinet, the house will make the ideal venue for the T&A, The Kerry Katona Museum.
A source tells everyone about Kerry’s affairs:
“She feels terrible kicking her mum out but she has herself and her four kids to think of. They’ve had to come first. As Sue has no income she can easily get a council house but it would be harder for a former millionairess like Kerry to explain why she would need a free home.’’
That’s the “former millionairess” in the £1.2million mansion? In other news:
Kerry now earns £90,000 a year from a magazine deal and gets cash from occasional one-off photo shoots.
See you next Christmas Kerry…
Posted: 31st, December 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
