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One In Six Children Forced To Use Fingers To Swear

by | 4th, January 2010

baby-talk ONE in six children can’t talk properly, says a survey by a vested interest group. When approached by a pollster in a bright coat stepping in front of them with “hiya!” six children replied with the correct response: “fuck off.”

Three out of ten children said managed only to say “Poo” and one in every ten was only able to use a finger or a loose fist to signify “Wanker”.

England’s first “Communication Champion” is called Jean Gross. She shows how she got the job by telling

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