Jonah Falcon Hauls his World’s Biggest Penis In With His Mum: Pictures (VNSFW)
JONAH Falcon holds the record for the world’s biggest penis – 13.5 inches. Jonah Falcon is not only a metric martyr (say not to European imperialism!) but is now living with his mum. John Falcon can’t get a job. And, no, a career in porn is not on his radar.
Penises: The World’s Biggest (NSFW)
You may have spotted Flacon acting as a hospital orderly in an episode of The Sopranos, a mental patient in a Beautiful Mind, a member of the wedding party in Just My Luck and as the penis himself in such TV hits as De man met de langste penis ter wereld, Private Dicks: Men Exposed, and in World’s Biggest Penis, a show in which starred alongside someone called Steed Holt.
Says Falcon:
“If I did porn nobody would take me seriously. Nobody. Besides, having sex on a crowded movie set really isn’t my idea of fun. These days, nobody notices me… unless I decide to go out in bike shorts. Then I get some stares. I did a British documentary, ‘World’s Biggest Penis,’ a few years back, and I know each time it’s on TV because hundreds of people suddenly friend me on Facebook. You know what they say: ‘If you can’t get cast in a part, cast yourself.’”
Or cast yourself as a rent-a-peen:
“I’ve had a couple of people, Oscar winners.”
Playing a star’s penis on film is about as big as it gets. But Flacon is not so demure and if he didn’t want to be the actor with the massive knob then why show it off on the telly?
For those of you interested in such things, and who are contemplating career as Danny DeVito’s penis, her are pictures – they are VERY NSFW. Other huge penises can be seen here:
Penises: The World’s Biggest (NSFW)
Spotter: TP
Posted: 5th, January 2010 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
