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Naked Rihanna In Katie Price Big Brother Snow Storm Rage

by | 6th, January 2010

snow1BIG news is that it’s snowing. Naked Rihanna knows it’s snowing. Big Brother too.  “SNOW CHAOS,” screams the Express. “BRRRRRITAIN!” shivers the Mirror. “WE’LL COPE,” vows the Blitzkrieg Mail. “ICE AGE,” says the Star.

With so much snow about news media is running on a much reduced staff. But thanks to email and handheld cameras the news can be full of journalists telling you that it is snowing.

Says one reporter:

“Thank fuck for the snow. No-one had a clue what to write about this morning – the economy is too hard, the war in Afghanistan too far and Germany hasn’t invaded for ages. It was either Katie Price or snow. And thank fuck it snowed.”

And good news is that with so many people trapped in their cars, the hacks can get a vox pop easy.

In tomorrow’s papers:

* Katie Price: Snow And Me (Daily Star)
* Is Lesbian Snow Making Us Fat? (Daily Mail)
* Tony Parsons: Me & My Snow (Daiyl Mirror)
* Now Immigrants Want Our Snow (Daily Express)
* Global Warming Linked To Snow (Guardian)
* Snow And Weird Sex Pictures (Telegraph)
* Save the Panda (Indy)

And more exclusives and keywords…



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