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Pravda: Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab Did It To Stop Global Warming

by | 6th, January 2010

hot-pantsUMAR Farouk Abdulmutallab is the subject of Pravda article by a Hans Vogel. And it’s brilliant, in which Mr Hot-Pants 2009 is an endangered polar bear on a plane. Alone. Now read on…

In Pictures: Shocking Airport XRays (NSFW)

This winter, instead of the traditional story about a little orphaned ice bear cub or cute little elephant baby, the world was fed a different kind of story. For variation’s sake, the cute animal tales are sometimes replaced by some horror story. Just before last Christmas, a carefully scripted charade was enacted by the combined security services of the US and one of its European client states.

A Christmas charade? Four words: Con-spi-ra-cy…

There is no need to retell the details of the Detroit incident starring the “crotch bomber,” or “underpants bomber,” as the poor Nigerian patsy is usually referred to. Anyone with a minimum of intelligence should have immediately seen the story for what it is: a scam.

The story features under the quite wonderful headline:

Obama’s Drunken, Drug Running and Paedophile Helpers

Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab

So. A man sets fire to his gonads to kill the infidel and reach the virgins – only to find himself weaponless in the heavenly school disco – and the West reacts by scanning you, the victims. Pravda’s man has a point. He goes on:

In its efforts to institute the ultimate totalitarian state, the US has taken yet another step. For some time now, the US government has been looking for a justification to subject airline passengers to even more humiliating security checks, forcing everyone to undergo full body scanning.

And the naked children come too. So slow is boarding plane that more people are now in the airport waiting to board the plane. You don’t need to get onboard to kill hundreds. Time to station those scans at the entrance to the airport.

The Detroit charade was designed specifically for this purpose. No sooner had the charade’s main character been carried off to some unknown destination, then the first round of lunatic new on board security measures was announced. During the last hour of flight before landing, passengers are no longer allowed to have anything in their laps and are prohibited from visiting the lavatory. As if these new rules had been designed beforehand and were put into effect at the first opportunity.

As if… But having scored a resonant point with UK and US travellers faced with paedo police peeping beneath our children’s clothes and queues, our writer might say something about Obama being utterly useless in a crisis and how even if the bomb had gone off, Obama would have done nothing about it. Would he have ordered Yemen, where Abdulmutallab was radicalised, to be attacked? But Vogel missies his chance, and instead gets to making things up as he goes along:

One crucial detail is mostly left out of the Detroit charade story as it is being handled by the mainstream media worldwide: at Amsterdam airport, the “crotch bomber” boarded the US-bound flight without a passport and without going through any security check. Instead, he was escorted by a “well-dressed” gentleman who apparently had access to the boss of the Israeli firm that handles security at Amsterdam.

Brilliant. It’s the Jews wot dunnit. Then this:

It certainly seems part of a grand design to make airline travel unattractive and to get the public used to police state controls.

A man set fire to his trousers to save us from planes, emissions and – get this – he did it in the name of global warming?

Image: Escape border checks by dressing in Anorak’s Comfi-Slax (Hot Sauce) with nothing to conceal – I declare!


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