Katie Price’s New Year’s Eve Panto Video: Right Toe!
MORE news of Katie Price on the Daily Star’s front page, which boasts of “SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT JORDAN, PARTYING AND HER KIDS”.
On any given year, you’d expect the Star to lead with Big Brother news, an adjective-heavy round-up of last night’s telly. But Big Brother is so awful that it sticks with Katie Price, now famous for not being on the show when two of her former shags are.
Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)
The front page delivers this exchange from Katie’s “riotous New Year’s Eve” do:
Katie Price: I hate 2009
A “Tot”: Don’t say it, Mummy
As exchanges go it’s right up there with the best of Katie and Peter. And that’s not all:
Seconds before midnight, she grabs the mic and screeches: “I hate 2009. I hate it, I hate it. Wooooooh!”
That’s Katie with the “Whooooooh!” and dressed up as Minnie Mouse, not the Jordanettes. Given the words and the outfit, might it be that Katie has exhausted all grown men and is now looking for a young, pre-adolescent sidekick to help her career move to another level?
But in secretly-filmed footage, an anxious child’s voice can clearly be heard. The youngster, who sounds like her son Junior, four, seems distressed by her outburst. He yells: “Don’t say it Mummy. Don’t!” The tot’s voice is then drowned out by guests as the clock strikes 12.
At which point, the kids turns into mice, the Prince turns into a walking Toffee Crisp and the princess – that’s Katie – morphs into a pumpkin.
The only thing missing from the X-rated panto is Dane Bowers as Buttons and Katie doing this skit:
Katie: Ow. It’s me kidzzz. Oi Wuv-em sow mulch.
Bowers: Right-oh!
Katie: ‘nd Oi dwid wuv Pweeter
Bowers: Right-oh!
Katie: Woi youz kweep say-een’ white-o?
Bowers: Right toe! Geerrof me right toe…
Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)
Posted: 8th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
