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No Proof Iris Robinson’s Lover A Teenage Lesbian Nun: Song

by | 11th, January 2010

8193265PETER Robinson leaves Stormont tonight after temporarily standing down as Northern Ireland First Minister at Stormont. His DUP party are believed to be sad and at the same time more relieved than a middle aged lesbian at a Paul Hardcastle convention that Irish Robinson chose to shag a 19-year-old man and not a woman of any age, especially a Papist nun.

It was Iris Robinson who taught us:

“There can be no viler act, apart from homosexuality and sodomy, than sexually abusing innocent children”.

Let’s look at the plus points:

* No children were involved.

* Mrs Robinson is not believed to have taken it up the arse

* The 19-year-old is not a nun

Although if the Devil had turned a disgusting old lesbain nun into a teenage Proddy to entrap a god-fearing woman then that would be f****** typical of those scum.

Iris Robinson Inspired By Simon and Garfunkel

Video: Liberal Conspiracy, and Stroppyblog



Posted: 11th, January 2010 | In: Politicians Comment | TrackBack | Permalink