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Scare Stories: David Cameron Drowns In Norway’s Time Hole

by | 12th, January 2010

scarestories2SCARE Stories of the day: Anorak’s look at how the media is killing you off today… Norway’s time hole, carbon monoxide poisoning, David Cameron drowns and killer toys…

On This Morning, Holly Willoughby introduces the show teaser:

“It cause 50 deaths a year – carbon monoxide poisoning. Dr Chris is here. You really can’t afford to miss it.”

Fifty a year, eh? How many people die while watching This Morning?

Melanie Phillips (Mail) – “Brown and Cameron are like drowning men locked in a fatal embrace. And they’re pulling Britain under the waves”

“Toxic Cadmium Found in Some Children’s Jewelry” – Associated Press

“Power cuts, no TV or baths, children sent to bed without dinner because there wasn’t enough food. As you shiver today… Cheer up, at least it’s not 1947!” – Mail

“Positive Thinking Making Us Miserable, Says Author” – Daily Telegraph

“Are you suffering from …21st CENTURY SYNDROME? – Tired? Irritable? Sex drive low? It could be the stress of your modern lifestyle making you ill” – Mail

Now Watch:

“SNOW CRISIS: NOW IT’S PANIC IN SHOPS – shelves stripped bare” – Daily Express

“How art is paying for terrorism” – Express

“HE IS A RAY OF LIGHT – Britain’s gone to dogs – thank heavens self-confessed ‘little fat geezer’ Ray Winstone wells it like it is” – Express

“Is This the End of Food as We Know It?” –  Sunday Telegraph

“Did Mona Lisa Suffer From High Cholesterol?” –  Time.com

“Soda Fountains Squirt Fecal Bacteria, Study Finds” – ABCNews.com

“Norway Time Hole ‘Leak’ Plunges Northern Hemisphere Into Chaos” –  Pakistan Daily



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