Celebrity Big Brother: Vinnie Jones MP And Alex Reid’s ‘Bitch’ Katie Price
CELEBRITY Big Brother: The Daily Star delivers the front-page news – and it is tale of wonder:
BIG BRO STARS ATTACK ‘BITCH’ JORDAN
Stars? Reading on:
Alex Reid has been told to dump Jordan if he wants to salvage a showbiz career.
Salvage?
Celebrity Big Brother: Alex Reid’s Top Five Quotes
Says Stephen Baldwin:
“This is a case of you letting go of what’s old and concentrating on the new.”
Katie needs new breasts? Well, probably, those things have shelf life shorter than an baby Oompah Loompah (see Jordan’s chest).
Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)
Vinnie [Jones] stormed: “No one is going to want to be in a movie with you. If you offered me $5million to be in a movie with you I would say no, I can’t be involved.”
Because Vinnie Jones is a star. As Marina Hyde dreams:
That when Dane Bowers asked Vinnie if he’d heard of the (unheard-of) movie The Condemned, and Vinnie replied “I was in it, you nutter”, Dane was making an elegant satirical point.
If only.
Vinnie raged: “Are you worried that if you don’t say you’re a cross-dresser and a gay, then you won’t be on the front page of the newspaper? If you don’t want to be on the front pages for that then stop saying it! If you are a cross-dresser, you don’t admit it.”
Sage-like stuff. Leading to:
Jonas Altberg – DJ Basshunter Orgy (NSFW)
“I’m a Conservative, but I talk for the working classes. I’d never say no to becoming an MP.”
What about for £5million, having Alex Reid’s co-star in Kick Him In The Throat 3 and a duck pond?
Says Alex:
“I want to be on the front pages for good stuff, not for cross-dressing.”
Like being in a chat about your lover who has made you into a jobbing celeb. You know, that “bitch”…
Note: the word “bitch” appears only in the Star’s headline.
Posted: 14th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
