Susan Boyle In Airport Rampage
SUSAN Boyle Watch: Susan Boyle serenades a mop at an airport. And the media can’t wait for her to crack up.
Susan Boyle has yet to pass through an X-Ray specs-style scanner and give one lucky border nark a look at her weapons of mass destruction. But at Heathrow Airport, the Sun says “retarded“, “cat-voiced” La Boyle is behaving oddly:
SUSAN Boyle stunned passengers in a VIP lounge at Heathrow as she flew off the handle – dancing around and crooning into a MOP.
Might this just be a bit of fun, an impromptu show revealing Boyle’s sense of humour? Well, no. The tabloids have been waiting for Boyle to meltdown ever since she rose to fame. Not too long ago she was sucking her thumb for a laugh, but the tabloids cut the picture and showed us a woman in crisis.
So the mop is a sign of “meltdown”. It is a fact because the Sun says so:
Previous meltdowns have sparked fears for SuBo’s mental state after she shot to worldwide fame on Britain’s Got Talent last May.
The rest of the news media catches up:
* Susan Boyle’s mop singing airport meltdown – Herald Sun
* Susan Boyle has ‘meltdown’ at the airport after dancing with a mop – OK!
* SUSAN Boyle might on the verge of another breakdown – Showbiz Spy
* Suffering Another Public Meltdown, Susan Boyle Singing Into Mop – Celebrity Mania
* Susan Boyle ‘Sparks Concerns After She Sings Into A Mop At Airport’ – Entertainment Wise
Susan Boyle in bizarre meltdown – Canoe
Meltdown! Chaos! Feel the love. What occurred?
The swearing singer, 48, suddenly grabbed the makeshift “microphone” from a cleaner as she suffered another public meltdown.
Did she swear?
During her bizarre performance – which sparked complaints to British Airways staff – she also used it to polish passengers’ SHOES.
Freddie Starr built a decent career on less.
Airline employees tried to calm her down only for SuBo to flee the Terminal 5 lounge, yelling: “I’ve escaped, I’ve escaped!”
It’s chaos! Send for John Smeaton! A source confirms the horror:
“It was chaos. Susan was very restless and agitated from the minute she walked in and immediately started making a scene. She was singing and dancing around, shouting obscenities at full volume.”
Singers caught singing. Read all about it. And can she be the Sun’s “sweary singer” if she fails to swear? As for getting pissed off at an airport… Well, who in their right mind does that? Apart from you. And you. And him.
Her rampage was finally ended by a BA official – who sat with the Scots spinster until she boarded her flight to Chicago.
Rampage!
Susan Boyle – remember when she was the light of the world?
Posted: 15th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities Comments (8) | TrackBack | Permalink
