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Derby’s Shoe Zone Flasher Sought

by | 16th, January 2010

_47123573_ripleyflashercrn1734-10REPORTS coming in of a man who has exposed himself in a shop in Derbyshire.

The incident occurred in a branch of Shoe Zone on Oxford Street in Ripley.

He is described as aged around 60, white, about 5ft 8in tall (1.72m) and was wearing a black hat and coat and light jogging bottoms.

But, interestingly, the shop assistant did not notice what he was wearing on his feet?

You may expects a shoe shop worker to have told the police that the man was, say, wearing an 8-hole, pair of brogues, in burgundy leather, with a scuff mark on the left foot toe and a hole pattern synonymous with a certain factory in Portugal.

As if is, police will have to make do with a photo of a face. As for his penis, our resident footware expert suggests a “size 7F”.

Note: If Shoe Zone makes you want to behave out of character let us know.

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