Anorak | Kraft Unveils New Cadbury’s Cheez Egg And Cheez Flake

Kraft Unveils New Cadbury’s Cheez Egg And Cheez Flake

by | 19th, January 2010

creme-egg-battery-farmedCADBURY is all set to be bought by US food giant Kraft and the news is full of Britons stood outside Old Ma Cadbury’s chocolate factory saying “Hands Off Our Buttons”. But will it so bad if Kraft takes over the shoppe? Anorak looks at some brands that Americans and with their big belts and labs might bring to market:

Cadbury’s Cheez Egg

Who doesn’t love an original? Since Old Mrs Cadbury created her snack in 1783, Britons have loved the taste of Easter. But now – finally! – things have been brought up to date as the egg is filled with delicious melted cheez. Available in Original and Triple Cheese.

Cheez Flake

Fashioned from the crumbliest, fakiest ™ cheez, the Cheez Flake tastes like chocolate never tasted before! Available in three varieties: Classic Cheddar, Four Cheese and Garlic Herb.

Hand Of Fudge

You know that hunger that strikes in the middle of the afternoon? So long Finger of Fudge. Wave hello to Hand of Fudge. We take delicious fudge, mould it into a ball and coat in nutritious Cheez. And that’s not all! We add more fudge, cover the lot in our own Choc-o-Cheez Philadelphia spread and then fashion it into a clenched fist. No more getting hungry between meals with just enough. This snacks a knock out!

Says one Cadbury’s worker:

“I feel sick!”

Image: Creme Egg production line

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