Celebrity Big Brother: Ivana Trump To Play Jade Goody In TV Biopic
CELEBRITY Big Brother: Lady Sovereign is embroiled in a “NEW BIG BROTHER BULLY ROW” and Jade Goody is back in the guise of Ivana Trump:
So says the Daily Star, which presses the Big Brother buttons with all the gusto of a sex-starved monkey on a hole in a hairy keyboard. Having brought us Katia Ivanova’s sex tape story, the papers now presses F8 and delivers the traditional Big Brother bully episode.
The paper says that Lady Sov is “struggling to cope, just like Shilpa Shetty”.
Admittedly, watching Big Brother can be hard yakka, but Shilpa can take comfort from no longer being on the show.
“It’s Jade and Shilpa hell all over again.”
That’s Jade Goody. And is her name is being evoked, then who gets to play her? The smart money is on Stephanie Beacham, who for all the snootiness is an ex-Playboy stripper last seen romancing Ken Baldwin on Coronation Street’s love barge. On second thoughts, she’s too downmarket. Ivana Trump’s more the thing.
Says Sov:
“I was bullied into making myself look absolutely horrible and that wasn’t the case. Everyone was bullying me except Sisqo and Stephen. I would say the main bullies were Dane and Stephanie, without a doubt.”
Dane Bowers? The Star has evidence:
Stephanie even described her as a “vile creature who has not been brought up well”… Dane raged: “I want to drop-kick her. She’d better be careful because I can tear her down and I’ll do it in front of people.”
As we can see on the straight-to-tissues internet video with Katie Price, Dane talks with his toes. If Bowers drop kicks Sov, let’s hope he’s wearing a contraceptive sock and has trimmed his nails.
Posted: 20th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
