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Simon Fuller Creates Perez Hilton Boy Band Prop 8, Chapstick Homosexuals

by | 20th, January 2010

8058989 WITH American Idol set to die the moment Simon Cowell hoists up his trousers to his chin and struts off to the X Factor, Simon Fuller plots what to do next? Perez Hilton wonders…

The answer: fill will create the male Spice Girls, a gangs of lads who can sing a bit, dance a bit and stroke each other arms and legs in interview while pretending to be Chapstick Homosexuals (TM).

And who will assist him in this drive toward excellence? Who has the necessary musical nous and wit to make it happen? Why, it’s celebrity blogger gone native, Perez Hilton.

Of course, forming a manufactured cabaret act and passing it off as a

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