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Goldman Sachs Staff Paid In Baby Organs And Elements

by | 22nd, January 2010

needle-camel NEWS that Goldman Sachs’ staff are to reach get a small island each and their own weight in newborn babies’ organs has angered many. Gordon Brown says he is determined that bankers be reigned in, although not those bankers already advising his Government. The other ones.

But how do you pay bankers the money they deserve when they already have it all? You need to give them something else, like babies’ organs, yet-to-be-discovered galaxies and some of the bigger elements. The chairman gets to own oxygen, his PA argon and so on down the chain of command.

Goldman took bail-out cash from Washington and now pays huge bonuses to its staff.
Goldman bought $20 billion worth of insurance from AIG and got, reportedly, scooped $13 billion when Washington saved that firm. Goldman’s got $10 billion from Washington’s Troubled Asset Relief Program (Tarp) which

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