Fat Woman Guilty Of Killing Lover By Sitting On Him
MIA Landingham (300lbs) is accused of killing hr lover and father of ther three children, one Mikal Middleton-Bey (120lbs) by sitting on him in the course of a row.
The Cleveland woman is before the judge. She pleased guilty to involuntary manslaughter. She is sentenced to three years probation and 100 horus community service.
Says she:
“I just want to say that I am sincerely sorry about this situation. I wish I could take it back.”
Says a member of the victim’s family:
“So basically you can say that I can go sit on somebody and get probation? I feel there wasn’t no justice. My brother’s gone and all she get is three years probation.”
Anyone interested in being sat on can hire her…
Spotter: Tabloid Prodigy
Posted: 22nd, January 2010 | In: Strange But True Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink




















































January 22nd, 2010 at 3:53 pm
..she must have taken his breath away….
January 22nd, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Flatpacked?
January 22nd, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Toothpasted
January 22nd, 2010 at 2:42 pm
blubbered to death….
January 22nd, 2010 at 1:19 pm
She sat..he splat
January 22nd, 2010 at 1:06 pm
It reminds me of the old rhyme
Fatty and Thinny went to bed
Fatty rolled over and Thinny were dead
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:53 am
I think he just flatlined
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:16 am
was he crushed or suffocated…? not that it makes much difference now, I’m just morbidly curious….?