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Demi Moore For Helena Rubenstein: Before And After Pictures

by | 22nd, January 2010

demi-moore-unshoppedDEMI Moore advertises Helena Rubenstein’s scent, one spray of which tuned Demi Moore from hip-fit actress to a plastic-coated model with breasts you can rest your dry roasted nuts on, hair thicker than Sasha Grey’s pelt and armpits that a UNESCO area of special scientific interest.

And Demi Moore’s breasts are all her own work – really (NSFW):

After those NSFW pictures of Madonna’s own personal Jesus – pre and post – we now see another top female star impregnated by a Photoshop laser. Do we like our stars human – or to look like something we can mould to our own desires?

Might be an idea for men to drink a bottle of Helena Rubenstein’s magic varnish and then consider their wives and loved ones through fresh eyes. Or, girls, why not just rub the stuff in your lover’s eyes and jump them, or run?

Base notes of Chloroform oer top notes of Dulux Egg shell beige…

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Posted: 22nd, January 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink