Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Marriage Is ‘Over’: Fact
THE big news is that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie “have seen DIVORCE lawyers and signed a £205 million split deal”. As the NoTW says on its front page: “PITTS ALL OVER.”
So says the News of The World, which may have scooped the National Enquirer, the magazine that for over five years has featured Brand and Angelina on its masthead and told readers that they are falling in and out of love. Although all were scooped by In Touch magazine, which told us in October 2007: “The romance is over.”
This was soon followed by, also in 2007, by the headline in Grazia magazine: “Jen blamed for wrecking marriage.”
If Brad and Angel are getting divorced, the short-term boost in magazine sales as the children get divided will be further excited by the news that a turgid love story now in its sixth year – the Jolie-Pitt-Jennifer Anistone love triangle – has been reinvigorated.
Look out for endless news on Brad getting back with Aniston; Brad getting back with Jolie; Jolie and Aniston developing a lesbian love pact; Jolie and Pitt fighting for control of Haiti and much more. Watch the spaces.
As for the facts, a source tells us:
“The document was signed in early January. Both Brad and Angelina had signed it. The contract was like a tailor-made version of a pre-nuptial agreement except for an unmarried couple’s split.
“It seemed clear they want the world to know they’ll both play a part in the upbringing of the children. But Angelina will actually be the one who lives with them full-time.”
So the divorce is a done deal. Right? Well…
Our source added: “There’s no date for when the contract would come into effect. But the paperwork is already organised for a break- up – and for it to be as unmessy for them as possible. It is clear it’s a case of when they break up rather than if.”
So they have not split. Brad and Angle have just created the non-divorce, un-married couple’s contract. They remain together and happy. What other facts?
Earlier this month, Angelina was snapped looking tense with an unsmiling Brad in New York.
As you were, tabloid media. Continue to speculate for years…
Posted: 24th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
June 16th, 2010 at 9:11 pm
The marriage seemed to be a farce from the start. The truth is Brad and Angelina should never have married in the first place, the sex confused Brad into thinking that lust was love and for Angelina the ability to control Brad with her sex got mixed up with love. Sadly, love had nothing to do with it, they were both filling a void at the time. Seems to me Jen’s been busy with her own life and played no part in the split. All the fights and controlling was Angelina and Brad, not Jen. Jen was no where around she was off doing her own thing.
Jen never slept with her ex-husband Brad. Angelina on the other hand… slept with Jen’s husband. i guess KARMA always comes back around no matter how long it takes. Treat others the way you would like to be treated. i feel sorry for Brad and Angelina’s kids being exposed to ongoing strife, it can’t be good for the kids–time to call it quits you guys, if for your children’s sake because they live what they learn.
January 26th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Blame Jen on the split
Well isnt that the Pot calling the kettle black, I seem to remember Brad was married to Jen when Angelina Man eater decided she wanted him……
Silly Sod is regretting it now, and I do not think Jen will trust him again either, so who is the looser Angelina will pick up someone else on another film set, wear their blood round her neck male or female she wants what she wants….. poor kids.
Its not as if She had a good track record with Men or women for that fact she aught to have a government health warning, Angelina seriously effects your mental health
January 24th, 2010 at 3:39 pm
Heard it on the news over here last night. Considering they are not married they are not getting a divorce. It sounds quite civilized with the even split of money and joint custody of their children. Thus, the reputation shredders may have a very difficult time finding dirt on either one, except for what they conjure up. One or the other or both are always seen with their children and no doubt devoted parents, this is not going to be easy on the young children. It will be interesting to see down the road when either one decides to find another just how easy it will be or not be to find someone suitable who willingly accepts six children as part of the romance.
January 24th, 2010 at 11:48 am
Bugger, hadn’t seen this and was lamenting (haha) with percy in another thread. So, after the split shall they be known as Bran and Gel?