Celebrity Big Brother: Katie Price In Vote Rigging Fix Sex Storm
CELEBRITY Big Brother: Katie Price is embroiled in a BB fix.
The Daily Star brings news of “JORDAN’S BB SEX PLOT ‘FIX’.”
How so? Can it be that Katie Price is threatening to shag anyone and everyone who doesn’t vote for her lover Alex Reid to win the show? Now read on…
SEX-starved Jordan was last night “fixing” an early eviction for lover Alex Reid so she can get him home for a romp.
Surely, the Star mans to say, Katie Price is crippled by jealousy that her Toffee Crisp lover is more popular than a puppy sat by a pile of poo and wants him out before he get’s the Terry’s Orange contract?
Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)
The glamour model wants him out on Wednesday and is urging her friends and fans not to vote for him. Jordan, real name Kate Price, has even begged them to back other housemates in the public vote, including Vinnie Jones, 45, and ex-lover Dane Bowers, 30, instead.
Because she wants them to win?
And she has lots of sexy surprises for Alex, 34, if he is evicted.
It’s about time she introduced livestock into her bedroom. We’ve waited. And now Katie delivers. Anyhow, the Star has the facts: Katie Price is desperate to have sex with Alex Reid that she is calling on her pals – of which she has at least three – to vote for anyone but Alex to win the show. But wait! The Star has more:
Nicola T (Topless Stunna & WAG) NSFW
But some pals reckon Jordan is really worried that he will become more popular than her if he stays, just like her ex-husband Peter Andre, 36. And she thinks he might even dump her if he wins.
To recap on the Star’s lead news story: Katie Price wants Alex Reid to leave the show because if he wins she won’t shag him because he’ll be as orange as Peter Andre and she’ll have to be sex-starved?
So she is taking no chances by making sure she looks irresistible when he heads home from his eviction, and has even had Botox treatment.
Yeah, “even”. The question of course is: where has the Botulism been injected? Some allege it’s been pile-driven into Alex Reid’s dinner. But that would be wrong.
It turns out that the Star’s lead story is not based on nothing but hot air, rather on a post Katie wrote on her Facebook page:
“Ahhhh cant wait for alex to get out. Sooo missing him, 8 more sleeps then i dont have to sleep like a starfish in bed.”
And then with the sound of a sliding trombone a source says:
“The last few weeks have been pretty tough for Kate, she is very rarely on her own and she can’t handle it at all.”
Small hands?
Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)
Posted: 25th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
