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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Break-Up Pictures

by | 25th, January 2010

brad-pitt-papers1BRAD Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not splitting. The Jolie-Pitt child army will not be put out to tender. Jennifer Aniston can stop smiling and writhing in ecstasy on covers of the News of The World.

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt – A Romance In Pictures

The Daily Star, does, however, lead with news that “Brad and Ange split over Jen”. The paper says “Brad and Jen have split up amid rumours he will reunite with Jennifer Aniston.”

Angelina Jolie (NSFW)

But that’s the Daily Star for you, unable to hear the words of the spokesperson for the sound of blood running through their ears. The Jolie and Pitt rep says the reports of a split are “total b.s.

BS. That’s Bull Shit – not Brilliant Sensation. But the Star can’t her you. It screams:

“Brad with Jen as Brangelina split.”

It’s the Mail’sBrad and Angelina’s £205m break-up

The Mail asks: “Will he go back to his ex?”

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt – A Romance In Pictures

The Star says Brad, for it is he, already has.

Or as the Sun tells us, Brad was at the Haiti Telethon (pictures here) and “went to great lengths to avoid ex Jennifer Aniston”.

The Mirror digests the news and tells its readers:

“Pitt isn’t all over yet for Brangelina – STARS STICK IT OUT TO SAVE THINGS”.

Angelina Jolie (NSFW)

Which is how we arrive at the Express’ front-page screamer:

“Jennifer on hand to comfort Brad after ‘split from Angelina’.

You want more facts?

We say it’s all bunkum. After all, if Brad and Angelina split the world would suffer, glaciers would melt, Mammon would bestride the earth and there would be earthquakes in the Caribbean…

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt – A Romance In Pictures



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