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Jennfier Aniston And Brad Pitt Swan Off

by | 25th, January 2010

AT a Gloucestershire wildfowl sanctuary, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are small fry. Two swans – Bewick swans Sarindi Pitt and Saruni Aniston– are divorcing.

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The Bewick’s left the Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust centre at Slimbridge for Arctic Russia together. They have returned with new partners. Male swan Sarindi arrived home without Saruni but with Sarind Jolie. It is only the second divorce in 40 years recorded at the centre.

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Staff who observe swans shagging and comment on their love lives have described the new couplings as “bizarre”.

No word from the swans. But their rep says it’s all “bs” and that the couple are talking to their lawyers. Jennifer Aniston swan is said to be comforting Saruni and a shoo-in for the Bird Nits & Lice Shampoo gig…



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