Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie: Sex Toys, Jennifer Aniston ‘Romps’ In Pictures

76961633 Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie: Sex Toys, Jennifer Aniston Romps In PicturesANGELINA Jolie and Brad Pitt are over. It’s a fact that the National Enquirer has been building to for six years. The Enquirer is, in terms of circulation, the biggest newspaper in the US. But in America, the tabloid is not seen as a newspaper, because geography and history make it a weekly.

Angelina Jolie (NSFW)

This week’s front page tells readers that Jennifer Aniston “GOES WILD”. This is the same Jennifer Aniston seen “comforting” Brad Pit in the UK tabloids.

But Jen should not rush into things because Hollywood says Brad and Angelina are very much together because their rep says they are.

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt – A Romance In Pictures

Over in the Daily Mirror, that news comes too late for the sports pages – yes, with fox hunting illegal, trailing Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie is now blood sport:

Publicly, Brangelina have adopted a “we’re still together” stance – they’re going to call it Shiloh-Maddox – and so far there’s no official confirmation that the world’s hottest couple are splitting up, but bookies are already paying out and that’s normally a reliable sign.

Angelina Jolie’s Post-Brad Pitt Images On Dating Website (NSFW)

Well, right that they have split. Angelina Jolie has an affair. So says In Touch Weekly.

An ex-employee of the Waldorf-Astoria in New York exclusively tells the magazine that Angelina cheated on Brad with one of the dialect coaches she worked with on the set of her movie Salt.

She saw them? Anna Kowalski, a housekeeper, alleges:

Angelina Jolie (NSFW)

“The room was a disaster. There was water all over the bathroom and empty vodka bottles everywhere. Every towel had been used. And over five dozen cattleya orchids were scattered around the room, and there were the tops of the flowers in the tub, with candles. The bed was covered with black rubber sheets, and there were sex toys on it.”

Wow! Says the vopce coach, one 51-year-old Howard Samuelsohn:

“Oh, my friends thought it was hysterical. I’ve had eight different reporters call me, and one was even outside my home.”

In Touch Weekly called him. He replied:

“I said, ‘Yes, I know her professionally. She’s very nice.’…And then I immediately became the guy who slept with Angelina Jolie.

“I’m not a language coach. She doesn’t have a dialect in the movie; she speaks Russian. There were several people who taught her the language. I worked with a Polish actor, Daniel Olbrychski, on the movie to make his English better.”

Angelina Jolie (NSFW)

But back to Jen going wild. And news is that she been wild with “TWO HOLLYWOOD HUNKS”. She “MAKES OUT” With Gerard Butler. She “ROMPS” with Jake Gyllenhaal. The making out is Jen snuggling up to Butler on the Golden Globes red carpet. The romp is Jen kissing Jake on the cheek at the GLAAD media awards.

Eeny. Miney.. What bout Mo, aka Brad OPitt?

Hollywood Life says Jolie and Pitt are heading to the Oscars together.

Such are the facts.

Angelina Jolie (NSFW)



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