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Jessica Simpson Blows Up: The Greatest Celebrity Story Ever

by | 28th, January 2010

JESSICA Simpson has blown up. Sorry, we meant to say blown off. But that is still huge news in Us Weekly, which delivers the sen-sation that Jessica Simpson is a one woman organ. Question: If Jessica Simpson farts in a wood is it still news? Or is it a new CD? Answers in the musical way, maestro…

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Spotter: D-listed



Posted: 28th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink