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Celebrity Big Brother: Katie Price Wins As Dane Bowers And Alex Reid Go Mamo-O-Mamo

by | 29th, January 2010

alex-reid-dane-bwoersCELEBRIY Big Brother: It’s Dane Bowers v Alex Reid in the final of final of finals. Incredibly, the Daily Star reached into its News Tombola ™ and managed to pull out a truthful headline:

KATIE PRICE WINS BIG BROTHER

Dane Bowers – Katie Price Foot muff – and Alex Reid – Mr Toffee Crisp – are in the final. It’s mammary-a-mammary. It’s Jordan v Jordan. It Me Me.

Alex Reid Naked (NSFW)

Which one wins? Katie Price wins. Pay attention. Katie Twitters:

Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)

AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING MY BOY HAS DONE AMAZING

Katie Price is the tabloid Colossus, bestriding the red-tops in a reverse cowboy on the Fourth Estate’s face.

Celebrity Big Brother Final: Live Blog And Pictures

Alex Reid Naked (NSFW)

Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)



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