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‘Insecure’ Angelina Jolie Joins Lily Allen Glee Club

by | 2nd, February 2010

jolie-pitt1HEAT magazine claims on its front cover to be “bursting with glee” as it delivers the headline that Brad Pitt’s lover Angelina Jolie is “INSECURE”.

SHE USED TO BE FRESH-FACED AND CAREFREE

That was then. She’s

NOW SHE’S BITTER, EXHAUSTED AND DRIVING BRAD AWAY

Angelina Jolie (NSFW)

Feel the glee. She’s also a mother many times over and older and looking, well, better than you.

Angelina’s Jolie’s changing looks are contrasted with Lily Allen’s, a homegrown girl who has “WON HER BODY BATTLE”.

If Angelina Jolie looked like Allen, then Heat could split at the seams with glee. As it is, Jolie looks pouty and tight-skinned, as Hollywood stars are supposed to. Allen looks pear-shaped and heavy – as we do.

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt – A Romance

A source says that when Ange was 20 she had a “fresh-faced beauty”. Now Ange is 34 she’s “still a gorgeous woman”, says a “pal”.

So you see now why this is front-page news in a magazine that has an entire week to create a lead story?

Angelina Jolie (NSFW)

In other Brad and Angelina news, Heat finds a souce to say that Jennifer Aniston loves Brad but is “too proud” to take him back. Earlier the National Enquirer told us that Jen thinks Brad is a dog and knocked him back when he begged her on “all fours”.

Such are the facts.



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