John Terry And Vanessa Perroncel: Five Chelsea Players, Steps And Bikini Pictures

JOHN Terry And Vanessa Perroncel: Perrconcel’s “FIVE” Chelsea lovers, Toni Terry laps it up, John Terry is England’s dream captain, Lee Latchford Evans and money…

THE paper leads with pictures of Toni Terry being comforted by the sun and pools of Dubai – black and pink bikini, since you ask – but the Sun sticks with the sex and says “sexy” Vanessa Perroncal has had “affairs with FIVE Chelsea stars”. (Fiona Richmond – ete yer heart out. NSFW.)

Pictures: Vanessa Perroncel (John Terry’s Alleged Lover)

The names are listed as shirts: Eidur Gudjohnsen now at (striker; Spurs), Adrian Mutu (striker; drugs case), Wayne Bridge (defender; tears), John Terry (defender; allegedly) and “?” (perhaps a reserve looking to break into the first team; we suggest a ‘keeper or a holding midfielder).

Alicia Douvall (NSFW)

Perroncel has also shagged a popstar: Steps singer Lee Latchford Evans:

* “Vanessa is the type that likes to be looked after, to be treated well. You have to have money to be able to do that. That’s what she always wanted. That’s what she’s about. She was always going to move on to bigger fish. I gave her a taste of celebrity and she wanted more. Footballers earn hundreds of thousands a week. She knew how to climb the ranks.”

It was love:

“I remember one time we were in hysterics when my shorts came down as I went down the biggest water slide in Dubai.”

And lest you think Perroncel is anything other than a woman with a heart of pure spun gold, Max Clifford – her publicist – sets the record straight:

* “I know that she was speaking to Wayne. She speaks to him all the time and obviously she is upset because he is upset. She’s upset because of the way that Toni must be feeling and she’s not happy that a close friend of hers, possibly — I’m hoping to find out who it was — has betrayed her nationally in such a horrible way.”

Pictures: Vanessa Perroncel (John Terry’s Alleged Lover)

Perroncel is a Victim. Fact.

“So she’s not feeling particularly happy about all of this and if this had been down to Vanessa, none of this would have been in the public domain.”

But now it is, who wants some?

Lauren Pope (NSFW)

Says the Star:

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So who did you tell about your alleged affair, Vanessa? Think. Damn it. Think! You have been “betrayed”… Think! And if you can think in front of the camera, so be it. Whatever helps.

As for Terry, Matthew Norman sums up:

Boozer, gambler, cuckolder, self-pimping money-grubbing general all-round horror… if the England captain’s duties involve representing the essence of his sport, you’d have to write your own software and make a breakthrough in hologram technology to invent a character better suited than John Terry.

Martin Maxwell speaks against Toni Terry:

* Each time Toni forgave him. Why? Because she wanted the trappings of being the wife of a millionaire footballer so much she’d do anything. She developed tunnel vision with an image of her as a beautiful bride at the end.

To reiterate: John Terry is devoted famaily man and loving husband.

THE CASE AGAINST JOHN TERRY:

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