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Germany’s Festival of Boobs Delivers Topless Sledging

by | 3rd, February 2010

naked sledging Germanys Festival of Boobs Delivers Topless SledgingTHE Festival of Boobs is one of Europe’s premier topless sledging tournaments. The first rubber is scheduled to take place in Oberwiesenthal, Germany.

The runners and riders are massed. Training has been intense- Vaseline, Chapstick and a hard varnish.

Says Mayor Mirko Ernst:

“No one has anything against the traditional annual sledging events. But the vast majority of residents oppose the topless sledging idea. The good reputation of our town would suffer.”

But how, then to begin what will in time become a noble tradition?

Topless sledging organiser Jochen Noeske rubs his chin:

“I want our tournament to be a mega festival of boobs. I hope they don’t ban us – but if they do, we’ll take the competition over the border to the Czech Republic where they are not so stuffy.”

German’s love taking things over the Czech border – like gnomes, beers and munitions. And now they export culture. Bundle up – it’s nippy out there – geddit?

Spotter: Bat E Bird



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