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Katie Price’s Wedding: Alex Reid, Strippers, Champers And Class

by | 4th, February 2010

8303580KATIE Price And Alex Reid: Psst! Wanna know about Tango & Gash’s “WEDDING NIGHT SECETS”?

These secrets seep from a reliable source in covert operations: Tango & Gash. The Star tells of £10,000 spent on strippers, a further £10,000 on champagne and £2,000 on kinky gear.

Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)

When Katie married Peter Andre, there were cakes fashioned into beasts, Jennifer Ellison and Vanessa Feltz, a pink horse-drawn carriage. A song from X Factor finalist Rowetta, £400,000 from OK! and the chance for the happy couple to cash in further as the entire wedding feature on its own series of You’ve Been Framed, earning the couple £250 for each wonderful moment.

But that was a “sham” as Katie put it. This is the real deal. This is the wedding Katie would choose for herself. Read on:

The couple whisked close pals, including her agent Diane Colburt, to Spearmint Rhino strip club where private dances by naked girls are sold for up to £500 a time. The bill for the night, including several bottles of top quality bubbly, is believed to have topped £20,000.

Wow! Seven – 7! – whole bottles of champers and a wipe-clean table at Peppermint Horn. It’s every young girl’s dream:

And the bride, who stepped out in a cleavage-popping black top, fake fur gilet and tight black latex leggings, was ready for a double hit of raunchy shenanigans as the group were later spotted leaving Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club on the gambling mecca’s famous Strip.

No booking needed at these swanky clubs for Katie and Alex, for whom the door is always ajar:

Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)

The “private” ceremony was captured by ITV camera crews filming Kate’s every move for her reality show and the crew was believed to have been on hand to record the post-wedding party. Inside the club, Kate, 31, and Alex, 34, who was sporting a sparkling diamond- encrusted gold wedding band, were given the VIP treatment.

Everyone’s a VIP in Las Vegas. It’s the entry level position. After VIP, there’s VVIP, then VVVIP and then for the super players there’s the All You Can Eat Lobster served on Tiffany’s tray-shaped chest.

And they admitted that they had been drinking heavily by the time they wed. Kate was heard screeching: “We’re Mr and Mrs Reid, the haters are going to love this. This will show them.”

On ITV2, in case you want to be shown.

Alex Reid Naked (NSFW)

In other news, Peter Andre is teary (video) as he goes on the telly to talk about his death-by-a-thousand-warbles music – hey, everyone wants to talk about Peter’s music – and ends up talking about his kids and Katie Reid.

Yep, it’s Katie Reid now. She wanted to be Kate, but it never caught on. This is the way to reinvent yourself – take a new name. Katie Reid – with a flick of felt tip on the monogrammed flannels and panty liners, KR is the new KP.

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