Avram Grant’s Advice For John Terry With Tzofit Grant’s Urine Tipple: Pictures

THANKS to John Terry, you can know that Avram Grant, the Chelsea captain’s former manager, has visited a Brothel in a “seedy backstreet”. It’s “the grubby vice den”. Had only John Terry done the same and not squired Vanesa Perroncel, as is alleged.

Pages on from this exclusive, Sun readers can spend just 60p a minute and in the luxurious comfort of their own swanky front-street pads call “OLDER WOMEN” and “COLLEGE GIRLS” for deep and meaningful chats about the economy and masturbation. (Had only John Terry done that.) Before that the Sun tells us:

SHAMED soccer boss Avram Grant sits casually in his football training gear – just moments after The Sun caught him leaving a brothel.

Is he shamed? Is that a fact or a judgments by Alex Peake, the Sun’s white-than-white hack, whose prose is peppered with shots of a “wooden sauna”, “brothel entrance” and “whirlpool bath – built for six”. More clues are that it’s called the “Thai Siam” massage parlour, and is “hidden behind a row of second-hand car dealerships on a Hampshire industrial estate.” Knock and say Alex sent you.

John Terry: Wayne Bridge’s Lover Vanessa Perroncel In Pictures (NSFW)
Alicia Douvall (NSFW)
Lauren Pope (NSFW)

Our reporter confronted him and asked him to confirm his identity. Grant did so and smiled as he admitted he had been in a brothel. But when we asked him what he had been doing, he jumped into the Lexus which roared off at speed.

Did he “admit” it was a brothel? But no quote is given.

Grant is married to urine-drinker Tzofit Grant. Says she:

“He phoned me to warn me about the publication and my response was ‘Yes, and if he has gone to a brothel it is no one’s business.”

Well, it’s the hooker’s business, to be precise. It’s how she makes a living.

“He’s the Portsmouth manager and it’s a tough job. He needs a massage not from one woman but two. Morning and night. He’s a great manager with amazing potential who is stuck in a s****y team.”

Anyone still looking for shame?

John Terry Outs Avram Grant As Manager In A Brothel

“He owes no one any explanation and the fact he chose to have a massage doesn’t make it a brothel. If he had a good time there as well, that’s cool. It was in broad daylight and he walked in there wearing a Portsmouth tracksuit and came out of there smiling because he had nothing to hide. Do you think he would have done that if that was a brothel?”

Dunno? That would be to make judgement. Brothels exist because people will pay money to frequent them.The Sun says Grant “admitted ” it was a btrothel, althogh offers no quote nor evidence of his doing so.

John Terry: Wayne Bridge’s Lover Vanessa Perroncel In Pictures (NSFW)
Alicia Douvall (NSFW)
Lauren Pope (NSFW)

“You men need it. I only feel sorry for the women involved . . . I’m not cross with him about this kind of rubbish but only about one thing — and I told him that. I’m cross that he doesn’t start every morning and end every night with a massage.”

The Sun says Tzofit knows how to strip down a machine gun. Which may sound like they’re encouraging thoughts of her mowing him down in a hail of bullets? Of course, it’s a public service the Sun performs:

Tzofit Grant Stars At Avram’s Chelsea: Give Me A Pee…

The parlour has now been shut down thanks to our probe. Meanwhile police have begun an investigation into the venue and asked our reporters to file witness statements.

Dad-of-two Grant, who previously managed troubled John Terry at Chelsea, could also be quizzed as part of cops’ investigation into the brothel.

Let’s hear from the eyewitness:

“Everyone around here knows it’s a brothel. I was watching when the car pulled up and was stunned to see who got out the back and walked in.

“I recognised Grant straight away so kept watching until he came out. I was amazed. He just drove up, got out and went in. He obviously thought no one would recognise him, but he’s a Premier League manager.”

Yeah, obviously. That’s why he was in a club tracksuit in daylight. But, as we say, the Sun is performing a public service and calls on someone to agree:

Ruth Breslin, of Eaves, one of the world’s most respected charities dealing with vulnerable women involved in prostitution, praised our probe.

She said: “It is very damaging that a public figure could behave like this with seemingly relative impunity. We would prefer this issue to be highlighted so that the vulnerability of the women involved is not merely hidden from view.”

Are these women vulnerable?

“The conditions these women work in are often dangerous and, frankly, awful. Many live in fear of their lives and earn little, if any money.”

Do we know that? Maybe the “little money” – the Sun says £130 gets you a full massage – is why hookers, which the Sun says the woman are, operate in chap properties, to improve their margins.

But while you consider it all, wanna see a video of a football manager entering a bland-looking building in his club tracksuit? Do yer? Go on… You know you want it…

Image: Mrs Grant

John Terry: Wayne Bridge’s Lover Vanessa Perroncel In Pictures (NSFW)
Alicia Douvall (NSFW)
Lauren Pope (NSFW)

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