Michael Jackson V Conrad Murray: Psychic Finds The Bald Truth In Signature Scent

MICHAEL JACKSON V Dr Conrad Murray: Back in court one last time, Jackson is making news. A criminal complaint has been filed against Dr Murray which means we can now read the coroner’s report. Jackson’s iatrogenic death was caused by propofol.

Michael Jackson 1990 -1999

In the Daily Star, readers learn:

JACKO WAS BLIND, BALD AND KEPT WEE IN A BOTTLE

MICHAEL Jackson was almost bald, needed glasses and had a sealed bottle of urine by his bed when he died, it emerged last night.

Which is why – shock of shocks – he wore glasses and a wig. As for the urine in a sealed bottle, well, all celebs need a signature scent:

The report said there was an oxygen tank near Jacko’s bed, medical supplies including disposable needles on the tables and a bottle of urine on a chair.

Urine?

Michael Jackson 1980-1990

Jacko, who died in June aged 50, apparently suffered from incontinence and had an enlarged prostate. On his bed was a blue plastic pad and a catheter.

Incontinent, maybe, but Jackson was good enough to get his urine inside a sealed container. Eh, voila! Here was ever the showman. Although the urine might not have been his. In which case, whose? Rio Ferdinand’s?

The report also confirmed Jackson had “sparse” hair and wore a wig.

No Jackson wig on the market yet. But you can buy the T-shirt of the death:

* This Spring 2010, you will be able to dress your kids in the coolest of T-shirts with Michael Jackson prints – and you will recognize some of the iconic images that are featured on the shirts, which gives them a great retro feel.

Look out for those cool images of Jackson with Jordy Chandler; Jackson going into court; Jackson losing part of his nose… And , kids, if you want to speak with Jackson you can:

MICHAEL JACKSON’s “unsettled” spirit begged ex-wife LISA MARIE PRESLEY to forgive him at a seance, her pal has revealed. KAREN FAYE – who was Jacko’s make-up artist – said she and Lisa Marie, 42, contacted the King of Pop using a psychic last week.

Derek Acorah?

Karen, 53, said: “He seemed to be on a mission to reach out to people in his life and be forgiven. Michael spent his time explaining his faults and wanting us to forgive him. He seemed unsettled.”

Michael Jackson Pre-1980

He’s in court.

“He seemed more jovial with Lisa. The psychic turned to me and said Michael is telling me, ‘You took such good care of me, and I am so sorry I hurt you so much’. He said he should have listened to me more. It hit me straight in the heart.”

Nothing like a jovial spirit of lighten the mood. Maybe, Dr Murray can hire the same physic and get to the truth?

Karen said Jacko would not discuss manslaughter charges faced by his doctor CONRAD MURRAY in LA.

Bugger!

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