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Anorak | Peter Andre Sells The Smell Of Yesterday, Pictures

Peter Andre Sells The Smell Of Yesterday, Pictures

by | 13th, February 2010

PETER Andre launches his new fragrance ‘Unconditional‘ at Selfridges on Oxford Street, London. Anorak has never got close enough to Peter Andre to inhale him, and if pinned down and invited to form an opinion on pain having our eyes vanished with a permanent image of Princess Tenaladymeee’s face we’d say he smelt of a moist floral tissue newly retrieved from the blouse sleeve of a woman in her late 60s who owns three cats, a Henry hoover and a soap on a rope fashioned to resemble a ‘Jimmy Savile Fixed It For Me’ medallion. He’s Peter pushing the smell of sentimentalism, the smell we call Yesterday:



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