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January 2010 Was The Warmest Ashton Kucher Has Ever Known

by | 15th, February 2010

7078250GIVEN that records are made to be broken, the BBC weatherman and resident scoop Paul Hudson screams: “January 2010 warmest on record. Yes really!

It may come as a surprise to many of you, shivering through the coldest British winter for decades, but data released this evening shows that global temperatures, as measured by satellites, rocketed in January to a new record.

Global warming, right. It has to be:

This measure is important to sceptics who question the validity of land based measurements…

So. We’re doomed. How old are the records, Paul?

This is the warmest January in the 32-year satellite-based data record.

It’s the warmest January in 32 years.

Translated into out this is tabloidese, it’s the warmest January Ashton Kutcher has ever known. Fact.



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