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BNP Welcomes First Asian Member And Everyone From The Bien Pee Club

by | 15th, February 2010

nick-griffin11THE BNP is gearing up for the election by opening up its membership to prove that racists can be black, white, beige and of all the religions of the world, under pain of law.

(The British National Party allows black, Asian, Muslim, Hindu and other persons to join because continuing to ban them breaches race-relation laws.)

Nick Griffin says that “they can no longer call us racist”. Who they are he does to say, but they might be in with them. It’s the enemy within. Dominc Kennedy (white) joined the rainbow throng:

One man grabbed my nose and tried to remove it from my face. I was seized and shoved out of the door towards a parked car. I threw my hands out to steady myself. A BNP thug snarled: “Don’t touch people’s cars mate.” Obviously, I offered no resistance.

I had gone to the Elm Park pub in Hornchurch to report on a press conference at which Nick Griffin, MEP for North West England and chairman of the British National Party, was to explain how his activists had just passed an historic membership reform.

Although I had been invited, one prominent BNP politician had taken exception to an article in Saturday’s edition of The Times. After he lost his temper with me I was quickly shoved and lifted out of the building, hit in the back and had my face squashed.

Hey, politics matters. Its not all Question Time, dontchaknow.

First to join the new wave will be Indian-born Sikh pensioner Rajinder Singh. Raj say he has witnessed the “potential of Islam” and wants to “save” Britain. Says he: “Islam is global, it has zero loyalty to Britain.”

“The BNP are sons of soil and they are standing up for their soil. I wish we had a counterpart of the BNP in India in 1946.”

He means like the Muslim League or Hindu Mahasabha?

And this is the BNP – British National Party – not to be confused with the Bangladesh Nationalist Party. Although members do look alike.

Also not to be confused with the Basildon Nonces Party, the Bisexual Nazi Party, Black Negro Panthers and Bien Pee, a urine fetish club for French ex-pats in Watford. Although all are now positively encouraged to join the BNP…



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