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Tiger Woods Releases Made-For-TV Film

by | 18th, February 2010

tiger-woods-girls JOHN Terry , that loyal family man who bleeds for the cause might care to take a look at Tiger Woods , who is all set to emerge from the bunker to appear in press confrnce that will look more like a soft-focus made-for-TV film. From the Forums, AGW writes:

Grab a big bucket if you were close to vomiting watching Chelsea and former England skipper John Terry’s pathetic reinvention attempt to portray a happy marriage and beautiful if stained relationship with, allegedly, duped wife Toni….

Ashley Cole And The Secretary: The Sun Goes For Chelsea Star And Plays Footsie With John Terry

Tiger Woods
is going to show us all how public reconstruction is done with the right kind or mega-sport swing.

John Terry allegedly paid-off alleged former squeeze and mother of his ex-best mate’s son Vanessa Perronce l.

Nothing so crass for the Tiger.

Alicia Douvall (NSFW)

Terry was aided and abetted by News Corporation owners of the scandal-breaking News of The World which ran then spiked the affair story to allow sister paper The Sun to run the John and Toni Terry reaffirm their love fairy-story.

Lauren Pope (NSFW)

Tiger, on the other hand will apologise for his infidelities in a “news conference” tomorrow (Friday, Feb. 19).

This will be Woods first public viewing since November when wife Elin started a full and frank discussion with golf’s super-stud. You may remember Elin’s point of view was being expressed from behind a golf club while Tiger was sitting in the wreck of his still-steaming car which had run into a tree near his home. Neighbours were said to be mightily impressed with Elin’s screaming swing as she attempted to free her errant hubby from the wreck.

Tiger Woods’ Women (alleged)

News Agency AP says the Professional Golfers Association Tour’s website has announced Woods will front a news conference at the association’s Florida

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